Who put fruit in my Jack & Coke?

I'm sitting here in my lovely Jeff City hoel room, enjoying a Jack Daniel's Black Jack Cola. Or so I thought!

First, I noticed it tasting fruity. I thought it must be off-brand cola. Then I read the label...

A refreshing beverage with the classic flavor of cola, with a HINT of lemon and lime flavors.

Hint, my ass! If I wanted a fruity drink tonight, I would buy it. I wanted Jack, Coke and noting else. Hell, they sell Lynchburg Lemonade. Isn't that enough fruity Jack?

I need a real drink.