Back from Arch Captivity

Whew! I thought they'd never let me leave!

Those "secret forces" that use the Arch to control the weather have let me free. But only on the condition I never reveal how this summer will be.

I'm tempted, but I know they may take me again. They don't want me influencing the markets with inside knowledge.

It was scary being there! They subjected me to several mind-altering tests which make me temporarily lose all memory and current train of thought.

So remember... two nuns walk down the street swinging baseball bats...

Damn! Nevermind.