Shopping for Dented Milk

In the ponderence of many questions in my head is "where to begin a blog?"

I always have stories...

Like going to buy milk at the "salvage" food store. Well, now, they don't call it salvage anymore, rather "discount". Think of Adam Sandler in Big Daddy, when he crushes the cans to save bucks. Bahr's is the closest store to my home. It's famous for damaged packaging and slightly out-of-date products... all guaranteed. So, if you don't like the expired stuff (and don't die from it), you can return it for a refund.

Anyway, Pam sent me there to buy milk, which had me thinking of this story. Rest assured, the milk is fresh, not expired or partially opened. I did buy some dog food there as well (dogs are fine too). Just don't ask about my jalapeno and Dr. Pepper lunch and we'll be fine.